the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school 

wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and

actual logo:

powerpoint:

your secrets out EA 

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like

I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

(Source: massive-yaoi-hands)